While waiting at the doctor’s office with his mother, a 3-year-old comes close to a pregnant lady.
“Why is your stomach so big?” he inquired of the lady.
“I’m having a baby,” she answered.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” he said, his eyes wild.
“He certainly is,” she answered.
The young kid then said, puzzled, “Is it a good baby?”
“Oh yes,” she said. It’s a fantastic baby.”
“So why did you eat him?” he questioned, his face even more startled and appalled.