Dad Finds Goodbye Letter From 16 Year Old Daughter And Starts Bawling!
A father was searching for his daughter, Anna, who is a teenager. After witnessing his favorite team, the Patriots, lose a crucial game the night before, the man was in a bad mood. He decided to go buy some ice cream to cheer himself up and began looking for his daughter to see if she wanted to accompany him.
He walked up to her room, but she was nowhere to be seen; the door was open, and the room was empty. He discovered the following message on her bed:
“Dear Mother and Father,
I’m sorry for having to break the news to you this way, but I’m eloping with my new partner Muhammad.
I’ve finally discovered real love, and he’s fantastic! His adorable piercings, seductive scars, interesting tattoos, and enormous motorbike are my favorites!
And that’s not all: I’m three months pregnant with Muhammad’s child. We’ll set up camp in his trailer, and he says he’d like to have more children. I’m overjoyed!!! What’s more, guess what? We’re getting married in a week!
He also convinced me that cannabis isn’t as awful as some people believe, so we’re currently cultivating 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have plenty for him and his companions, and they’ll give us as many tablets as we want in exchange.
I sincerely hope that an AIDS treatment is discovered soon so that Muhammad can recover — he truly deserves it. Don’t be concerned about money; Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav work in the film industry, and they’ve arranged for me to work as an actress!
The work pays well: $50 every take, plus an additional $50 if there are more than three males in the scenario. So don’t worry about me; I’m 16 and capable of looking after myself.
You’ll get to see your grandson the next time I visit!
xoxo, Anna
P.S. Dad, none of this is real; I just went over to Emma’s house to watch TV. There are worse things in life than the Patriots losing to the Eagles!
“I’ll see you in a minute!”
That message will be remembered by this parent for the rest of his life!